Saturday, May 9, 2009
now i m bored so decided to post a joke..
it very funny but true....
A Joke Someone email to me:
Before marriage. .Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.Baling here... baling there..
Before marriage. .U DIE,i'll die with u .
After marriage."U die, up to u. "
Before marriage. .U go anywhere. . I follow u.
After marriage. . .U go anywhere. . up to u.
soo long married. . .U go anywhere better get lost!!
Before wedding u are my heart, u are my love"
After wedding"u get on my nerves. "
Before wedding"u are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding"u are worse than godzila"
Before wedding Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with u
After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue.U get on my head, Iwill sue u
Before wedding Every dating he brings u to Shangri-La
After wedding U want to go, he says u 'wait-la'
Before wedding She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding Don't know whether katak or biawak..... haha.
Saturday, May 09, 2009